sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

kamikatlifts:

IT’S. A. FUCKING. TURTLE.

cyberthug13:

girl: i fukin hate you

me: image

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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chainsawpunk:

american horror story: asylum

karavis:

every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just

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gingerphoenix:

kanayagoddessofsass:

SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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